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08.06.2025 10:57
Nothing. Silence.
“Please. Don’t move on my account. Seriously Henri that’s an order” he moved to kneel beside me but dropped his phone right behind my ass.
he held the moment. “ I apologize. I’m at work myself. I didn’t mean to get upset. She is already there so much.”
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“ now. We are going to try this again. After I finish throating this cock. But first. I need to know something. And I’m going to have you watch me”
“ we will begin immediately. You will come with me to the bathroom. I will shit with the door open. Always. You will not address any one but me. You will beg to lick the shit clean off my hole. Plead for me to stand against the sink. You will not be allowed to wash your mouth or brush your teeth.”
“ you do not have to ask. I am your property sir. I’ve never been happier at work either. I’m sorry for farting before you came in. I have to poop and I normally don’t poop. Omg why am I telling you this?”
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He walked directly to his office. I waited two minutes and then did the same. His secretary was with him when I got there.
I knocked “ hey you asked for me?”
She stared daggers.
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“ hell no bitch. Tell her you aren’t doing anything else. Fuck this actually.” He hung up.
“ are you having fun playing with your hole?”
she had been withdrawn up until then. She gently pulled her hand away wanting me to pull her in.
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“Yeah. I haven’t even had a break. Seriously I’ve been so gassy. I’m sorry I know it must smell awful.”
“ yes ma’am. Thank you. I love this so much. This is super strange and I am worried about her. And myself Ma’am. I am afraid of what people will think and if I’ll lose my job. Is there anything I can do to show you?”
“When I call or text. You will be available.”
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so I whisper “ come on baby. One more out of that juicy delicious ass pussy. That shit smelled so good. Mercy.”
silence. Then I farted again loudly.
She was trying to be polite” oh it’s ok. It happens to everyone. I’ve had a little bit of an upset tummy myself”
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“do you still have his number?”
He barely looked up “ yes. I did. Would you have a seat please?”
I never poop at work. I have a huge butt and I fart a lot when I shit. Also I take huge poops. And idk. Never at work unless I have to. I only fart at work on the super low.
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He just moaned.
I smiled and said” no. She will be staying with me. Tonight and tomorrow. Until I say otherwise actually.” She squealed into my ass and started hungrily tonguing my hole.
I had been waiting so long for this. He had a wife and family but. He could fuck me any time he wanted. No strings.
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“ I knew you would. Tell me your phone password. Ah. It’s ringing.”
“Do not disobey me young lady. You may respond.”
“Give me a kiss Daddy.” He put his lips right onto the lips of my ass and I squeezed and kissed my daddy with my ass. He opened his mouth wide and I pushed out a nice fart. I could hear it in his mouth.
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I leaned forward. Smiled and told her to come here as I motioned to a chair in front of my desk. She sat down. I said” sit up straight and lean forward”
This one smelled so badly. Wet too. It felt so good. Office curtesy is not to say anything and everyone was so busy anyway. I let out a long low moan.
he spoke up” no don’t. Please.” Awwww.
“ is there a problem sissy?”
I told her “ go get my phone.” She got it. In camera too. He didn’t even notice. Her fiance. What a fag.
He heard her. It shook him and I could tell.
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“ stand up baby and put your arms around my waist.” She did as she was told. She snuggled her arms around my waist and laid on my back.
“ do not speak until I tell you. Now. You may not touch yourself. You will serve me and clean me with your tongue. Whenever and wherever I am taking a shit you will come and lick my asshole clean. You will swallow every drop of my urine. I will spank you often. You may not touch my pussy. You will clean and cook. You will be on your knees at my asshole. Greedily.”
He looked at me. I sighed and said to her” he said not for any reason. It is not appropriate to ask about his personal life. At any time.”
smelled the air and said “ yummm that smells so damn delicious.” I smelled the air again. I thought I was alone in my office so I wiggled my ass. Poop and ass and every single thing about it makes me horny.
She quickly took the huge rock she had shown everyone off of her finger. She set it in my hand.
I have had a huge cup of coffee. Black. I had to shut so bad. But in a professional woman and I’ve worked hard. So that is what I was doing.
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She didn’t answer. She stood up and got her phone out. She put it on speaker. It was her fiance.
He answered.
“Hey. Wow it’s crazy busy today. Isn’t it?”
he stood up and whipped around and pulled his ass apart to show her his totally hairless pussy. He turned around and said
“thank you so much Ma’am. I love the smell of your ass”
“ say ahh like the dentist”.
I waited.
He laid back “ your ass smells so heavenly. Delicious. I’m in love.” He grabbed my ass and started playing with my cheeks. I lifted up a little and pulled my pants and pantyhose down.
“oh let me grab that real quick. I’m sorry I can be so clumsy.” He knelt on all fours his face but an inch away from my huge ass. I could see his phone. He was not reaching for it.
I said “ do you still have her number?”
“Yes sir. I did.” She turned and quickly left.
“ I can only reach my phone if…. Well honestly I’ll have to shove my face forward to get my arms to reach it.”
“I will try this call one last time.” She jumped up and got behind me. She tried undoing my belt. I turned around and quickly backhanded her again.
he looked at his secretary” I am not to be disturbed for any reason. Is that understood?” She shot me a dirty look and asked “ does that include your wife as well sir?”
“ you’re sweet. Yes show me your hole really quick please. Let me see that sweet pussy.”
She shuddered and said “ I’ve never cum this hard in my life. I love you so much. Thank you.” She started sobbing while orgasming.
“ stand up and pull your pants down. I want to see your pussy. Do not touch your penis or reference it again.”
“ well looks like Daddy had a nice nap. Get up in that ass Daddy it’s all yours.” I twerked a little bit into his face.
He started whimpering “I’m sorry for asking if you liked my pussy. That was rude. I don’t care if you like it because you can’t fuck me. I’m sorry for being upset earlier that was rude.”
I stood up. I looked her in her eyes.
I hung up. As my boss grabbed my hips and shoved his mouth into my asshole.
He immediately said “ thank you.”
I stood up and walked to the front of my desk.
he sounded on the verge of tears “ what?? I dont understand.”
She stopped crying.
I pulled away. “ daddy. I’ll suck you off in your bed while she sleeps next to you. I’ll do anything for you sir. But I do need a favor real quick. Let’s go to your office. Stay here bitch.”
She did so promptly.
I swear I haven’t taken a break in 5 hours. No one has. I know I look good. I know my job is done well. I lean forward a little and wiggle my ass. I look around.
He actually said “ yeah. It was a one time thing. I made a mistake and it hasn’t happened again.”
he. Still kneeling said “ it smelled really nice when I came in here. I thought you got new perfume. It smelled lovely.” He sniffed the air by my asshole. “ it smells so good but not weird.”
I went back to throating my bosses huge cock. The slurping sounds filling the room. I could feel his big mushroom head getting even bigger. He was about to cum.
he answered. “ what the fuck do you want now?” In one motion she was on her knees nose in my asshole. Sniffing greedily.
then let out a nice long juicy fart. Normally I wouldn’t but I had to shit so badly. I love farting and I love my big ass for making me have the best farts.
I looked at him. “ now apologize to her. And me.”
“ thank you for allowing me to be near you. I love the smell of your ass. I need to lick your asshole. I need to obey you. I need to break up with my fiance”
It was wet and loud. I looked her in the eyes
She smiled and said “ yes I do.”
“ thank you sir. I’m happy you enjoy my perfume. Alright as much as I want to think you’re kneeling at my feet. I know you need to get your phone sir I feel terrible”
He did not like this.
“Sir. Are you sure that’s the only way? I can easily get up and pick your phone up off the floor. Sir?”
“ oh. I’m sorry sir. Please get your phone. Of course you may stick your face in my butt. I’m sorry you have to. Please take as long as you’d like”
I looked at her fiance. “ now we will try again. She is mine. She will be staying with me tonight. Until I say otherwise.”
“ why would I want to wash my mouth off? I just orgasmed. Thank you. I’m worried about our boss finding out”
I leaned forward and farted loudly into her mouth. I said say thank you.
He looked at his secretary and said “ I believe she told you something did you hear her?”
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She started sucking that cock like she was dying of thirst, and in a few moments my boss bucked his hips. Grabbed the back of her head and shoved his whole 10 inches down her throat. He pumped load after load down her throat. She moaned and kept sucking.
“Hush. I’ll take care of you. Now I am going to call your fiance. Once he answers the phone. You need to unbutton my pants and slide them down a little just enough for you to push your nose into my ass. You will do nothing but sniff my asshole. Hold on. Come sit in my lap first for just a moment”
I said “ you know a lot of communication is nonverbal. Let’s be clear. If I want the truth I can get it from her. Sorry let me ask again.”
I looked at her and said “ no. You will behave and be honest with me young lady. What are you thanking me for. Exactly?”
he smiled and walked over to my desk. Yall. As soon as I finished farting this man. My boss. Said” thank you so much Henri. Please don’t move and don’t let me bother you.”
I knew I had him. “ does it smell weird in here to you?” It smelled like my asshole. I had just filled my entire office with my ass odor.
I put my hands on my large ass cheeks and pulled them apart slightly. I was so Randy I was humping my work chair.
“ now. I am going to call him back. Would you like me to do that?”
She said “ hey. I’m super busy. Look. My boss just put me on a really important assignment. I have to be available to her 24/7”
he said “ look is this some kind of joke? I’m sorry for being a jerk earlier.” I FaceTimed him.
I pushed him away gently. “ I have to catch up on a few things. If you need me call me I will be there immediately. I know you’ve had a long week baby. I know you go workout and walk the dog. Please use me Daddy.”
“Yes daddy I do.” He grabbed the back of my neck and kissed me. “ you want me to fuck you while I walk the dog? What about my wife? My marriage?”
Then slapped her hard across the mouth.
He quickly said “ no.”
I answered him” what I want is for you to know that you had your fiance crying earlier. This is her boss.”
“ hey. Hey. It’s alright. I know you love being fucked like a cheap whore. That we can work with. What I have a problem with is you being rude over the phone. Now. Let’s be respectful. What kind of underwear do you have on sissy?”
I leaned forward some more. “ did you get your phone? Oh no worries. I actually need to ask you something if that’s ok? Oh I think I can move your phone with my feet.”
I wasn’t sure she was the right one. Then.
after a few minutes. I told her to buckle his pants. He stood up and pulled me close for a kiss. I could smell my shit on his mouth. He stuck his tongue down my throat and I sucked greedily on it.
“ turn around and suck on your fingers. Now.”
He said “ look I need to be getting back to work. I’ll talk with her about it tonight.”
He didn’t answer.
“Good gurl. When was the last time a man came in your asshole?”
I unbuttoned his work pants and a fat 10in cock popped out and hit my face. Commando. Damn that’s sexy. I knew he had a big dick. I had stared at his cock so many times I could draw it from memory.
He kissed me. “ you wanna watch me workout?” I rubbed his bulge.
I addressed her fiance. “ you wish you were me?”
“ pull your mouth of just a little. You love suckin on my asshole. Well open your mouth and don’t move. Can you do that for me?”
He answered quickly.” No ma’am but I do wish I was sucking him off instead of you.”
he was quiet and then said “ yes ma’am. I’m super nervous in my office…..”
I made to sit up in my chair. And he put his hand on my low back moving me into the position I had been In straddling my work chair. Back arched ass out.
“ it is not a joke. You have cheated on her before is that correct?”
“ yes ma”am”.
“ now what do you say young lady?”
He chuckled. “ this is the happiest I’ve been at work in forever. You’re lovely Henri and I’m thankful you work here.”
he bucked his hips and pumped some more cum I to her mouth.
I laughed. “ no. No. Don’t do that. I know you want to have me use your mouth like a toilet. Do you want that?”
“ Yes ma’am. Thank you for disciplining me. I love you”
“ no. I am not engaged. I have an owner. It is you. I’m sorry for being disrespectful and wearing that in this office. I am your property. Point blank period.”
he reached one arm around my waist and then the other and pulled his face to my ass. I smiled. I could feel his saliva as he sucked on my asshole.
I slowly let her tongue out of my mouth. And caressed her cheek.
she looked down. I leaned across my desk and pulled her head to mine and kissed her mouth. I sucked on her tongue and caressed her nipples through her shirt. Just then I felt my bosses nose on my asshole.
I sat in the chair she just was in. I pulled her hips and sat her down on my leg. I could feel her body orgasming. I sucked on her tongue then said
“ it’s ok. You don’t have to lie to me. You have two choices now. You can lie but then you will never again get the gift of my ass. Or you can tell the truth. Now. I’ll ask you again. What do you say young lady?”
“ yes ma’am. Do you like my pussy?”
He said “ what??? I’m not lying.”
I pushed back and farted loudly. My boss walked into my office and shut the door behind him. We made eye contact. And I continued farting for a good 7 or 8 more seconds.
And sometimes I straddle my work chair. I say because it helps my back. But really it is to show my boss that my ass is his any time he wants it.
I took her hand in mine. “ look at me.”
“ oh your so cute. I love you too little girl. You want to live with mommy?”
You could hear the joy in her voice
all i said was “ finger your hole with 3 fingers and don’t move. Either of you”
a real man’s cock. I started sucking on his soft dick. After swallowing the entire thing, his cock was hard as a rock but he was still asleep.
He looked at the ground “ never Ma’am. I’ve only gotten to suck two cocks. I’ve never had a man’s dick in my ass.”
he did it. He actually did it. A half inch from my asshole my boss was kneeling at my ass mouth open.
I looked at him and said” listen bitch. You will be honest. And be the best behaved little girl. Is that understood?”
“it’s alright Henri. I enjoy hearing it. Thank you.”
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Yes, oh my gosh. I was at work in my office. I had on tight black work pants and was only wearing pantyhose.
I said. “ watch. Girl. Go swallow his load while I sit on his face. Sissy bitch you are not to make a sound. “
she was hugging me tightly and moaning.
he stood up and pulled his work pants down. But stayed facing forward.
“ if you don’t finish this conversation every person in that building will know your secret. What kind of underwear are you wearing?”
I said “ do not lie to me.”
“ now. You will stop having intercourse with him.”
he looked down and said “ yes I am.”
I got up and went to my boss who was snoring on the ground. I went right to work and sat my big ass on his face and went to throat his cock.
“ stand up. Oh look at her little clitty. Are you excited little sissy?” He stood up and his cock was rock hard through his work pants.
she was on the edge of tears.
he whispered “ a jockstrap”
someone walked in. Because of how he was kneeling. He could not be seen by anyone but me. Lucky it was a female coworker who I didn’t care for much.
“Yes of course i can.” I laughed
“ good girl. I’m so proud of you. Just the thought of smelling my asshole and you have cum. Moan for me and tell me.”
He whimpered but quickly obeyed and sucked on his fingers.
she leaned forward and softly said “ thank you ma’am”
This little sissy actually just nodded her head.
“Yes ma’am!” Good greedy girl.
I then farted loudly into my bosss mouth. Which she didn’t know.
“ wipe your nose. We need to call your fiance. He is still your fiance?”
He piped up “ look. I have to go. I have work to do”